the thing

Posted on 21st May at 2:01 PM, with 56,462 notes

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

Posted on 21st May at 1:58 PM, with 221,520 notes

                                            
                                                    spanish and italian:
                                                
                                                So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

                                                    french:
                                                
                                                haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever

                                                    german:
                                                
                                                LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA 

                                                    english:
                                                
                                                *shooting up in the bathroom* 

                                                    gaelic:
                                                
                                                the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck

                                                    polish:
                                                
                                                here have all of these consonants have fun

                                                    japanese:
                                                
                                                subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

                                                    welsh:
                                                
                                                sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk 

                                                    chinese:
                                                
                                                here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.

                                                    arabic:
                                                
                                                so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!

                                                    latin:
                                                
                                                here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening

                                                    sign language:
                                                
                                                If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

Posted on 21st May at 1:55 PM, with 75,252 notes

shwagerr:

the-queen-of-itasasu:

I laughed more than I should have. The accurateness of this gif is like 2000%

Lmfao

Posted on 21st May at 1:54 PM, with 125,087 notes

reginasmom:

i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this

Posted on 21st May at 1:52 PM, with 66,061 notes

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

Posted on 21st May at 1:50 PM, with 3,665 notes

edwardspoonhands:

lilleen:

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from The Green Brothers:

Lesson #12: Sometimes it is important to look at the big picture…

Sometimes, rarely, I will make a good joke on Twitter.

Posted on 21st May at 1:49 PM, with 148,202 notes

wikatiepedia:

crimsoncamellianeko:

forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:

wikatiepedia:

from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

Posted on 21st May at 1:48 PM, with 70,865 notes

cnzt:

yanderegal:

chickensandwich:

chickensandwich:

if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel

i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst.

don’t back out now u pussy

omg i need a moment

Posted on 21st May at 1:47 PM, with 11,709 notes

pillory:

justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles

Posted on 21st May at 1:41 PM, with 54,417 notes

radchick:

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

why is he in there :(