ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
for christmas my mom got me a shirt with something i said to her when i was really hungover once on it.
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
